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F-15 Roaring Down The Strip
F-15
roaring down the strip
Air Force jockey on a one way trip
Mission: Top Secret; Destination: Unknown
Don’t even know if he’s ever coming home
Scorching the ground at the speed of sound
Droppin’ that napalm all around
Rippin’ through the sky at Mach 2.2
Afterburner, I’m counting on you
If that bogey screws with me
He’s gonna rejoin his infantry
America counts upon our crew
Friendly skies are the Air Force blue
They Say That In The Air Force
They say
that in the Air Force, the chicken's mighty fine
One jumped off the table and started marking time
Refrain:
Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go
(group ends this line with home, stretched out over 8 paces, and
a "Hey" on the right foot to end the refrain)
Other
Verses:
They say that in the Air Force, the pay is mighty fine
They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine
They say
that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine
It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine
They say
that in the Air Force, the biscuits are mighty fine
One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
They say
that in the Air Force, the meat is mighty fine
Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine
They say
that in the Air Force, the shoes are mighty fine
You ask for size eleven, they give you size nine
They say
that in the Air Force, the pancakes are mighty fine
You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time
They say
that in the Air Force, the bed's are mighty fine
But how the heck would I know, I've never slept in mine
They say
that in the Air Force, the mail is so great
Today I got a letter dated 1998
They say
that in the Air Force, the hours are just right
Start early in the morning and work on through the night
They say
that in the Air Force, the buses are mighty fine
One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind
They say
that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine
It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine
They say
that in the Air Force, the toilets are mighty fine
You flush them up at seven, they come back up at nine
They say
that in the Air Force, the tents are waterproof
You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof
I’ve Been Told
I don't
know but I've been told
Air Force wings are made of gold
I don't know but it's been said
Army wings are made of lead
Sound off - (US)
Louder - (Air Force)
Bring it on down - (US Air Force, US AIR FORCE!)
My Granny
When my
granny was 91
She did PT just for fun
When my granny was 92
She did PT better than you
When my granny was 93
She did PT better than me
When my granny was 94
She did PT more and more
When my granny was 95
She did PT to stay alive
When my granny was 96
She did PT just for kicks
When my granny was 97
She up and died and went to heaven
She met St. Peter at the pearly gates
Said, "St. Peter, St. Peter, hope I'm not late
St. Peter said with a big ol' grin "Get down granny, and knock out ten"
She replied with a big ol' smile
“Sorry, St. Peter, I'm on profile!"
One Mile, Two Miles
One mile
No sweat
Two miles
Better yet
Three
miles
Gotta run
Four
miles
To the sun
Air Force Pilot II
Air Force
pilot, Air Force pilot where have you been
Around the world and back again
Air Force
pilot, Air Force pilot how did you go
In a C-130, flying low
Air Force
pilot, Air Force pilot how did you get down
In an A-10 Charlie, big and round
Air Force
pilot, Air Force pilot what did you do
I killed a commie for me and you
Air Force
pilot, Air Force pilot how did you get back
In a black and gold body sack
Captain Jack
Hey hey
Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
(verses)
A fighting man
For Uncle Sam
Verses:
With a weapon in my hand
I'm gonna be a fighting man
With a
button in my hand
I'm gonna be a missile man
With a
bottle in my hand
I'm gonna be a drinking man
With a
suitcase in my hand
I'm gonna be a traveling man
With a
compass in my hand
I'm gonna be a navigating man
With a
file in my hand
I'm gonna be a D.A. man
With a calculator in my hand
I'm gonna be an engineering man
With a
golf club in my hand
I'm gonna be a golfing man
With a
sea bag in my hand
I'm gonna be a sailing man
With some
sneakers in my hand
I'm gonna be a PT man
With a
computer in my hand
I'm gonna be a programming man
With some
shoes in my hand
I'm gonna be a drilling man
(Can
substitute some other names)
Let It Blow
My
recruiter said to me
Boy whatcha wanna be
I want a
team that's tried and true
I want to wear the Air Force blue
Let 'em
blow let 'em blow
Let the four winds blow
From the
east to the west
Air Force is the best
The night
was cold the ground was wet
They put us on a silver jet
And when
the plane touched the ground
Air Force was all around
And in the
middle of the fight
I looked over to my right
There he
lay on the ground
My buddy fell without a sound
And when
the battle it was won
Air Force was number one
Then the
general bowed his head
For all the wounded and the dead
We swore
to God that we would fight
For all that we knew was right
God,
Country, Family
Protecting our democracy
Tiny Bubbles
Ti - ny
bubbles
In my wine
Makes me happy
Makes me feel fine
Ti - ny
bubbles
In my whiskey
Makes me feel happy
Makes me feel frisky
Tiny
bubbles
In my beer
Makes me happy
And full of cheer
Tiny
bubbles
In my wine
Makes me happy
All the time
Others:
Kalua: Hooah
Everclear: Here
Rolling C-141
141
rolling down the strip
Air Force maggots on a one way trip
Mission
top secret, destination unknown
Don't even know if we're ever coming home
Arrived
in the jungle at a quarter to four
We got off the plane and were ready for war
We won
the battle and we won the war
Then partied all night at the local bar
Riding
high and feeling good
Feel like stars in Hollywood
The Air
Force is second to none
We can't be beaten, we're number one!
Out Jumped The Monkey
Out jumped
the monkey from the coconut grove
He was a bad mambo-jambo you could tell by his clothes
He wore jungle boots and a scarlet beret
He said, "Combat control will lead the way!"
A hundred
commies up against the wall
He took a hundred dollar bet he could waste them all
He shot 98 till his barrel turned blue
Then he took out a knife and stabbed the other two.
DA Man
Remember
my name if you can
I'm the one they call D.A. man
D.A. man
I'm number one
I fix the files but I sure can't run
If you're
in need come to me
I even fix coffee but it ain't free
D.A. man
D.A. man hear my song
I've been chairborne much too long
Used to
train and knew how to fight
Then top found out I read and write
Since
that time I'm sitting all day
Writin' and typin' to earn my pay
If my
girlfriend asks about my death
Tell her I was bored with my last breath
We Are The Air Force
Refrain:
Sound off (1,2), sound off (3,4)
Bring it on down now (1,2,3,4 US AIR FORCE)
In the
snow, the sleet, the rain
We train, we train, we train
The first
to fight, the last to run
We are the Air Force, we're number one
We'll win
the battle, we’ll win the war
We love this country we're fighting for
We fly our
planes both day and night
If things get ugly we’ll show our might
Pararescue
Born on a
mountain top raised by a bear
I got two sets of teeth and a full coat of hair
When you
see me coming you better hide
Cause I'll hunt you down and eat you alive
Para
rescue combat control
We're like that bear down to the soul
We're
rough and tough and feeling mean
We'll slit your throat and wipe it clean
We’ll
spit on your grave and laugh out loud
Put a smile on our face and feel real proud
Dealing
death isn’t all we do
We're trained to save a few lives too
Fighter Pilots
Oh, there
are no fighter pilots in the (organization)
Everyone:
In the
(organization)!
Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the (organization)
Everyone:
In the (organization)!
Cause (.................)
Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the (organization)
Everyone:
In the (organization)!
Everyone:
Singing:
Glorious, Victorious, Hey!
One keg of beer for the four of us
Singing glory be to God that there are no more of us,
'Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Stand clear, pass the beer to the rear of the squadron.
Verses:
Navy: They’re all around in boats, doing God knows what to goats
Marine Corps: They’re off in foreign lands, building castles out of sand
Army: You teach them how to fly, then they crash and burn and die
States: They’re all on foreign shores kickin' butt in all the wars
Hi Ho Diddley Bop Bop
Hi Ho
Diddly Bop Bop
I wish I was back on the block
With my sixteen in my hand
I wanna be a fighting man
Hi Ho
Diddly Bop Bop
I wish I was back on the block
With my woman in my arms
I wanna show her all my charms
Hi Ho
Diddly Bop Bop
I wish I was back on the block
With my bottle in my hand
I wanna be a drinking man
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Air Force Pilot I
I wanna be
an Air Force pilot
I wanna fly that F-16
I wanna fly with the canopy open
Just to hear them commies scream
I wanna be
an Air Force pilot
I wanna fly that big C-5
I want a plane that looks like a whale
Swimming around with tanks inside
I wanna be an Air Force pilot
I wanna shoot at Russian tanks
I wanna fly the mean A-10
And make all them dumb grunts say thanks
I wanna be
a navigator
I wanna back seat to the show
I wanna be a navigator
Tell the pilots where to go
I wanna be
a missileer
I wanna live in a deep dark hole
I wanna be a missileer
Nuke those commies till they glow
C-130
I don't
know but I think I might
Jump from an airplane while in flight
Soldier,
soldier, have you heard
I'm gonna jump from a big iron bird
Up in the
morning in the drizzlin' rain
Packed my chute and boarded the plane
C-130
rollin' down the strip
64 troopers on a one-way trip
Mission
Top Secret, destination unknown
They don't know if they're ever coming home
When my
plane gets up so high
Airborne troopers gonna dance in the sky
Stand up,
hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
If my main don't open wide
I got a reserve by my side
If that one should fail me too
Look out ground, I'm a-coming through
If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
Bury speakers all around my head
So I can rock with the Grateful Dead
Bury speakers all around my toes
So I can rock with Axel Rose
If I die on a Chinese hill
Take my watch or the commies will
If I die in the Korean mud
Bury me with a case of Bud
Put my wings upon my chest
And tell my Mom I did my best
Jody
Jody Jody
look and see
Look what the Air Force done to me
Tried to
give me Navy blues
But I don't need those tattoos
Tried to
give me Army greens
But I don't need that Army scene
Tried to
make me a marine
If I were that I think I'd scream
Issued me
Air Force blues
Now I'm Air Force through and through
Mama Mama
Mama, Mama
can't you see
What the Air Force done to me
Used to drive a Chevrolet
Now I'm marchin' everyday
Took away
my faded jeans
Now I'm wearin' Air Force greens
Used to
date a beauty queen
Now l got my M-16
Used to
be a high school stud
Now I'm crawlin' in the mud
Used to
drive a Subaru
Now I'm wearin' Air Force blue
Used to
own a Cadillac
Now I pack it on my back
Standin'
tall and lookin' good
I should be in Hollywood
Here We Go Again
Here we go
again
Same old stuff again
Marching
down the avenue
Few more days and we'll be through
I won't
have to look at you
So, I'll be glad and so will you
Old King Cole
Old King
Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he, uh-huh
He called for his pipe and called for his bowl and he called for his
Airmen, three, uh-huh
“Beer,
Beer, Beer” said the Airmen
Merry men are we
But none
so fair that they can compare to the Air Force ROTC
The
cadence continues on in this manner, with a verse about a higher rank
and repeating
all of the ranks before. Eight verses are sung with these lyrics: (the
cadet is added only if you want to)
Sergeants:
“Left, Right, Left”
LT’s: “Where Do We Go Now?”
Captains: “Charge That Hill”
Majors: “Who’s Gonna Shine My Boots?”
Colonels: “Where’s My Star?”
Generals: “War, War, War”
Cadets: “When Do I Get My Check”
Surfer Dude
I used to
be a Surfer Dude
I used to ride some gnarly tubes
Riding waves every day
Now they took my board away
Whoa Hoa
bogus deal
Hey FTO like get for real
Whoa Hoa to the max
Please don't take my surfboard wax
Whoa Hoa
is this for me
Maybe surf life's history
Whoa Hoa I don't know
Should I stay or should I go
Whoa Hoa
mega change
This feeling now is really strange
Whoa Hoa gnarly time
Air Force life is on my mind
In two
years camp will be a blur
And I’ll be an Air Force Officer
I’ll miss the ocean and the sand
But I’ll be an American Fighting Man
Whoa Hoa
I'm glad I came
My life will never be the same
Honor, pride, dignity
Now they mean much more to me
PT Pill
Old John
Wayne was a friend of mine
We did PT all the time
Push-up,
sit-up, two mile run
We didn't stop till all was done
John
Wayne loved his vitamin P
He taught me that it's good for me
On day
one I was puny and weak
John Wayne started with the bend and reach
On day
two it was doing me good
I kept my faith like he knew I would
On day
three I was tall and proud
I felt so good I led the crowd
PT is
good for you and me
We'll never OD on vitamin P
We do PT
the John Wayne way
We do PT every day
I like PT
that’s no lie
I'll do PT till I die
PT keeps
me fit and strong
With vitamin P, PT!!!
Around Her Hair
Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon
She wore it in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she wore it
She wore it for her cadet who was far, far away
Far away!
Far away!
She wore it for her cadet who was far, far away
Around the
block she pushed a baby carriage
She pushed it in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she pushed it
She pushed it for her cadet who was far, far away
Far away!
Far away!
She pushed it for her cadet who was far, far away
Behind the
door her father kept a shotgun
He kept it in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you asked him why the heck he kept it
He kept it for her cadet who was far, far away
Far away!
Far away!
He kept it for her cadet who was far, far away
Me
And Superman Got In A Fight
Me and
Superman got in a fight
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite
I hit him so hard I busted his brain
And now I'm dating Lois Lane
His
friend Batman wanted some too,
I hit him in the head with my left shoe.
I kicked him in the temple with my left heel,
Now I'm driving the Batmobile.
The
Incredible Hulk, He came to help.
I hit him so hard he let out a yelp.
He growled real low and he tried to sound mean,
I ate him right up, Now I'm crappin' Green.
F-15 Eagle Rolling Down The Strip
F-15
rolling down the strip
Eagle driver gonna take a little trip
Rev it up, taxi up, count to four
Push the throttle forward, hear the engines roar
Thirty
thousand feet up in the sky
Flying this baby is a natural high
Took a
look at six o'clock and what did I see
A MIG-29 was coming after me
Pulled it
up, rolled it out much to his surprise
Shoulda seen the look in that turkey's eyes
Got behind him set my sights, let my missile fly
Blew that 29 right out of the sky
Dingle Dangle
Rolling,
Rolling, Rolling
Man my feet are Swollen
Don't let
your Dingle Dangle Dangle in the Dirt
Pick up your Dingle Dangle and put in in your shirt
Rolling,
Rolling, Rolling
Man my feet are Swollen
Don't let
your Dingle Dangle Dangle in the Mud
Pick up your Dingle Dangle and give it to your bud
Rolling,
Rolling, Rolling
Man my feet are Swollen
Don't let
your Dingle Dangle Dangle in the Sand
Pick up your Dingle Dangle and hold it in your hand
Rolling,
Rolling, Rolling
Man my feet are Swollen
Don't let
your Dingle Dangle Dangle in the Sea
Pick up your Dingle Dangle and give it to me...
Killer Pilot
If I was a
pilot with my wings
I wouldn't be bothered by many things
I'd fly my killing craft up high
They'll think I'm in control of the sky
If a
commie and I should meet today
I would blow that sucker right out of the way
Everyone should realize - they should know
An Air Force Pilot's always ready to go
I'm
living to fly way up in the air
The enemy know I'll take his dare
Jets flying low or flying high
It'll be doing it till the day I die
Up On Your Left Foot, Down On Your Right
Up on your
left foot, down on your right
Up every morning, out late at night
Cadet, cadet, where do you roam?
In the middle of nowhere, far from home
Up on
your left foot, down on your right
Up every morning, out late at night
Cadet, cadet, where have you been?
Out to the rifle range and back again
Up on
your left foot, down on your right
Up every morning, out late at night
Cadet, cadet, where can you run?
All over, doing it for fun
Up on
your left foot, down on your right
Up every morning, out late at night
Cadet, cadet, what do you see?
I see an FTO (CTO) staring at me
Up In The Morning
Up in the
morning 'fore the break of day
I don't like it, no way
Eat my breakfast too damn soon
Hungry as a hound dog, 'fore noon
Up in the
morning at the break of day
Working so hard we never play
Running through the jungle where the sun don't shine
All I do is double time
Up in the
morning and out of the rack
Grab my clothes and put them on my back
Running cross the desert in the shifting sand
Drill Sergeant, look, I'll give you a helping hand
Up in the
morning with a whistle and a yell
I know that voice and I know it well
Drill Sergeant says you better hit the floor
And don't be walking going out the door
I like
the Air Force serving time
But all I do is double time
Double time here and double time there
Man this life, it's the best anywhere
I Can Run
I can run
to (place) just like this
All the way to _______ and never quit
Hey Cadet (choose a new cadet), how ‘bout you?
Where you gonna run us to?
Everywhere We Go
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who we are
So we tell them
We're not the Army
Ground-pounding Army
We're not the Navy
Deck-swabbing Navy
We're not the Marine Corps
Jarhead Marine Corps
We're not the Coast Guard
Lazy, lazy Coast Guard
We are the
Air Force
Mighty, mighty Air Force
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